wriving
writhing+jiving

blobes
globular blokes

sime
street singing and mime

bimble
nimbly bumming money

mair
market+fair

frimsy
freely spending money on whimsical gadgets,
like a one-cup espresso maker that works over
a campfire and fits in your backpack

ecyule
ecologically and socially sensitive yuppies,
who frimsy

bemmyobes
got into their BMW's

pome
poets, at home in coffeehouses

groech
grunch poets, with money, who drink
exotic coffee and hang out all day

outwair
wore out their chairs (or car seats)

Sub Yum Guk
Chinese food

Kimchee
Korean food

Ivar's
Well-Advertised food

sonner
Sonics+Mariners
referring to two bands of aspiring heroes whom
local legend says will conquer all foes,
someday.
someday.
someday.

gingrich
a bit of real nonsense

Esook
espresso+book
required elements in the resting habitats
of the Seattle Native

epoph
philosopy espressed in a series of
self-conscious epigrams.
the usual mode of thought in Esooks.

Sub Yum Guk
I told you this one already.

skorming
skirling+storming
the effect of a bagpipe band bearing down on you

cringly
cringing, with hands over tingly ears.
the common reaction to skorming.

Thaizza
Thai food + pizza
the two main Seattle foods

You'll have to ask Lewis Carroll about this one.