Music Controls: Happy Birthday
Birthday Card for J.J.
Birth Date 11/7/49
How dare my body have aches and pains -
I am NOT THAT OLD!
How dare the hair
of my friends go gray -
I am NOT THAT OLD!
A college child gives me
her seat on the bus -
I am NOT THAT OLD!
I take it because
I am too tired to cuss -
but I'm NOT THAT OLD!
The kids these days make me
sound just like my Granny -
but I'm NOT THAT OLD!
And you had a birthday -
but you're younger than me!
Don't you DARE get old!